I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• I really need to change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• I deserve a break

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine get more info when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe that just occurred. This is insane, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• Like, for real
• This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever

See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?